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Prefensive

Becoming defensive about something that hasn't even happened yet, and probably never will.
I had been angry and prefensive all day because I new my boss was going to fire me and I had everything I was going to say loaded and ready...then he asked me in his office and I was like "here we go" ... then he told me he wanted me to plan the Christmas party.
by Mustardbomb June 10, 2025
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prehensile

I saw this chick pick up a dildo with her tits! They must be prehensile
by PrehensileCock October 13, 2004
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prehensile

the ability to grab an object
elephants have prehensile cocks
by piss down ur chimney 16 March 15, 2005
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prehensile clitoris

a clitoris that can grip objects. a.k.a. PC
it's just a rumour that kylie can shuffle cards with her prehensile clitoris but she can pick up £50 notes.
by theWestHamfan November 18, 2003
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Preventive Drinking

Drinking with the intent of having a hangover that will enable one to drink the entire following day and evening with relative sobriety / ease. Cf. preventive maintenance.
Ted's Bachelor Party is on Saturday starting at noon. I guess we better do some "Preventive Drinking" Friday night to ensure we're not passed out before the strippers get there.
by UIBubba April 3, 2008
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Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014
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prehensile rectum

one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.

the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016
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