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Down to Clown. If your Down to Clown then you're up for some general highjinks and clowning around. Grab the make up and wig, hop in your little car and lets go to town!
Tinder douche: aye bby u DTF?
Girl: no but I'm D.T.C.
Tinder douche: what's that
Girl: I'm Down to Clown if u are
*pervert then leaves knowing he will not be able to sodomize with attractive female. He reasons its because "she was crazy"*
Girl: no but I'm D.T.C.
Tinder douche: what's that
Girl: I'm Down to Clown if u are
*pervert then leaves knowing he will not be able to sodomize with attractive female. He reasons its because "she was crazy"*
by jaybirdlaw November 11, 2015
Get the D.T.C. mug.one who cannot poop in a toilet in a reasonable manner may be said to have a prehensile rectum. A prehensile appendage is one that is capable of grasping or conscious manipulation. One with a Prehensile rectum is purposefully able to miss a large target such as a toilet.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
the term originates from a post by Billy Rubin on the StraightDope forums in 2001.
Look, F***wicket,I know you got your problems. Do you have a prehensile rectum that you can extend on a stalk like a snail's eye and aim? How in the name of all that is unholy do you get poop everywhere?
by jaybirdlaw April 3, 2016
Get the prehensile rectum mug.A commercialized holiday to celebrate LGBTQ+ themes. Originating out of the Stonewall riots over 40 years ago and popularized nationwide after the Supreme court's ruling on gay marriage in 2015, its now a marketing opportunity for profit hungry corporations and bought into by boring college freshman who are eager to embrace any identity they just discovered because it may make them even slightly interesting.
Stacy: "omg I can't wait for pride month"
Margo: "me to girlie, you know I'll be wearing my rainbow gear because I have no defining personality or hobbies so instead sexual identity shall be my substitute"
Margo: "me to girlie, you know I'll be wearing my rainbow gear because I have no defining personality or hobbies so instead sexual identity shall be my substitute"
by jaybirdlaw June 3, 2019
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The general governing system for Frat houses.
While anarchy is typically defined by the ethos "no gods, no masters", manarchy is exemplified by freedom based upon The Bro Code.
The general governing system for Frat houses.
While anarchy is typically defined by the ethos "no gods, no masters", manarchy is exemplified by freedom based upon The Bro Code.
by jaybirdlaw September 13, 2020
Get the Manarchy mug.A shot of vodka poured into a can of La Croix.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Claw instead!
by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020
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When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
When you are to poor to buy white claw so you make your own.
I didn't have money for a case of hard seltzer so I bought some vodka and a case of La Croix so we can make Poor Man's Whiteclaw instead!
by jaybirdlaw December 1, 2020
Get the Poor man's whiteclaw mug.Tuesday and Wednesday is considered the weekend for many people who work in Las Vegas, as they typically work through the actual weekend serving out-of-towners.
Guy 1: bro why did you send me Snapchats of you chugging liquor at 2am on a Tuesday?
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!
Guy 2: because it's my Vegas Weekend! I'm off today and Tomorrow!
by jaybirdlaw September 21, 2021
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