Poutene

Like poutine except made incorrectly with shredded cheese as opposed to cheese curds. It is critical to note that this is to be pronounced with an excessive anglophone accent, Poo-Teen

I could tell they were Americans as they were serving poutene with shredded cheddar cheese. Unacceptable!

by CarlSagan July 3, 2011

The Catherine Poutine

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

by MTL11 November 3, 2014

Tokyo Poutine

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

by C Bob September 5, 2014

poutine

A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy). Generally served in a styrofoam container or carton.

Man, I ate so much poutine my heart hurts!

by Discofunk March 29, 2005

Potenent

1. Maximally potent or powerful.
2. Exerting an enormously large amount of persuasion or influence

Man, that was potenent stuff!

by Vargor February 27, 2009

Poutined

What happens to someone when their opponent sinks a disc in the center target hole in a game of crokinole.

Derived from the American name for the center hole in a crokinole board "the Poutine"

Pronounced (Pooo-Teen)

Nice shot. Looks like you really poutined Dixon.

Yeah. His last shot was not a valid shot and he left the board open.

by ChiefErik March 19, 2018

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013