Portener 

A breed of Canadian afflicted with excessive paleness, causing them burn and blister in natural sunlight.

Damn I gotta hit a tanning bed, i'm starting to look Portener.

Portener by gottabeKB May 9, 2012

portengren 

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.
2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

portengren by Korn Apple and Lorenzo December 16, 2008

portner 

to get portnered means when an underage person gets in contact with porn the first time in his life through another person

I portnered Julia last week. I got portnered when I was 17.

portner by Xaruman March 19, 2024

portner 

to portner someone means to introduce someone to porn

I like to portner my classmates if they weren't yet

portner by Xaruman June 12, 2024