Portener

A breed of Canadian afflicted with excessive paleness, causing them burn and blister in natural sunlight.

Damn I gotta hit a tanning bed, i'm starting to look Portener.

by gottabeKB May 9, 2012

portengren

1. One who pees on a roommates floor in the middle of the night and doesn't remember it.
2. Then poops in the garbage can and claims it wasn't them.

Dude, I stepped in something wet this morning and I think I pulled a portengren.

by Korn Apple and Lorenzo December 16, 2008

portner

to get portnered means when an underage person gets in contact with porn the first time in his life through another person

I portnered Julia last week. I got portnered when I was 17.

by Xaruman March 19, 2024

portner

to portner someone means to introduce someone to porn

I like to portner my classmates if they weren't yet

by Xaruman June 12, 2024