Poutined 

What happens to someone when their opponent sinks a disc in the center target hole in a game of crokinole.

Derived from the American name for the center hole in a crokinole board "the Poutine"

Pronounced (Pooo-Teen)

Nice shot. Looks like you really poutined Dixon.

Yeah. His last shot was not a valid shot and he left the board open.

Poutined by ChiefErik March 19, 2018

Poutined 

The act of having a sexual release during defecation.

Releasing sexually over a pile of diarrhea or shit.

He poutined when he realized he had total control.

Poutined by pornstitute October 8, 2023

The Catherine Poutine 

A poutine made with an onion ring base rather than the typical pomme frites base.

Originated from Alto Restaurant on Avenue du Parc during the great winter carnival of '14.

Thought to have first been ordered by a clan of McGill scholars clad in forest green.

"Bonjour/Hi, I'd like to order the best poutine on the menu!"

"Oh! You must mean the Catherine poutine!"

The Catherine Poutine by MTL11 November 3, 2014

putined 

(1) Describing when a political opponent is removed through trickery or other immoral means;(2) Describing when a political opponent is removed through deadly means;(3) describing when a political opponent is removed by Vladimir Putin.

"Dude, Nancy totally Putined Charlie during the run for class president."

putined by Politigeni August 2, 2016

Tokyo Poutine 

When one person defecates on another persons face and then ejaculates on top.

I just gave that girl a Tokyo poutine.

Tokyo Poutine by C Bob September 5, 2014

poutine

A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy). Generally served in a styrofoam container or carton.

Man, I ate so much poutine my heart hurts!

poutine by Discofunk March 29, 2005

Poutine Fries

Poutine Fries is slang for ejaculating onto feces that was released accidentally following an emphatic bout of anal sex. Specifically, as the male pulls out and is about to release, the recipient's bowels accidentally begin to move. However, as the male has already begun to ejaculate, the result is semen-covered feces. This is said to resemble poutine fries, the French Canadian dish of French Fries covered in gravy and mayonnaise.

Julian pulled out following some tenacious anal, but had already started to bust when his girl accidentally started to shit. Poutine Fries was on the menu that night.

Poutine Fries by The Invisible Can January 18, 2013