Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy LukePotter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021
“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”
“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”
A ideology for hard-core Harry Potter fans. Not related at all to the book Potterism. They breathe, live, eat, sleep, and drink the books and movies. They are the fandom community. Write fanfiction and pore over conspiracy theories for just about anything as long as it's related to the canon series (and more, most times.) They follow J.K. Rowling on every single social media website. Binge watch bloopers, theories, and ALOT more. Go crazy for anything Hogwarts-related.
Person #1: OMFG! Did you hear? The Last Jedi is coming out this weekend! *waves hands and jumps excitedly *
Potterist: *shrugs* Meh.
Person #1: BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED AS HELL?!?!
Potterist: I'm watching The Order of The Phoenix this weekend. *grins*
Person #1: Of course you wouldn't be excited with anything else. You live a Potterism life. Fine. ._.
Potterist: :D
Person #1: ;-;
First Guy: How did such a homely dude wind up with a babe like that?
Second Guy: He had to have went Potteristic on her. It had to be some kind of magic.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.