Potterism-69 

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021

“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”

Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

Potterism-69 

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

Potterism-69 by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. First founded in 2005 but by the year 2022 the virus has killed over 357,000 people across the United Kindom. Many believe the virus was caused due to extreme weather warnings, such as blizzards or druff which have been submerged into the atmosphere. This causes Potterism-69 to invade the air around us leading to thousands of deaths, especially elderly or new born citizens.

“Ayo I don’t feel so good mommy”

“Oh no son you might have Potterism-69”

“What’s that mom?

“Potterism-69, one of the most deadliest viruses in history, there will be a vaccine soon don’t worry son”

Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022