Potterism

A ideology for hard-core Harry Potter fans. Not related at all to the book Potterism. They breathe, live, eat, sleep, and drink the books and movies. They are the fandom community. Write fanfiction and pore over conspiracy theories for just about anything as long as it's related to the canon series (and more, most times.) They follow J.K. Rowling on every single social media website. Binge watch bloopers, theories, and ALOT more. Go crazy for anything Hogwarts-related.

Person #1: OMFG! Did you hear? The Last Jedi is coming out this weekend! *waves hands and jumps excitedly *
Potterist: *shrugs* Meh.
Person #1: BUT HOW CAN YOU NOT BE EXCITED AS HELL?!?!
Potterist: I'm watching The Order of The Phoenix this weekend. *grins*
Person #1: Of course you wouldn't be excited with anything else. You live a Potterism life. Fine. ._.
Potterist: :D
Person #1: ;-;

Potterism by Tiny Purple Sheep November 27, 2017

Potterism

A well-known phrase or saying that someone picks up from the Harry Potter books and believes that J.K. Rowling invented because they have never bothered to read any other literature.

Potterism
-Betsy sure is as bitchy as her mother.
-Well I guess the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
-Hey, you got that from Harry Potter.
-Avada Kedavra!

Potterism by Charles Mc. October 21, 2007

Potterism-69 

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of COVID-19. The virus first appeared when a young boy Luke Potter coughed in public which cost the lives of many elderly women. This devastating virus also effected the atmosphere leading to multiple blizzards on the 21st July 2021

“Fuck me sideways I’ve been sneezing for an hour straight bro”

“Oh shit you might have Potterism-69, don’t pass it on to me please!”

Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

Potterism-69 

WARNING: Deadly virus caused by a man named Luke “Blizzard Wizard” Potter. This virus first occurred when Luke came out to his parents since his departure from Comprehensive School. Ever since he announced his gayness to his family, Blizzard Wizard became more and more obsessed with DICK which lead to his abuse in college. The more he got abused the more this virus spread across the globe, becoming worse than COVID-19. The virus spread from person to person through gayness. HENCE THE NAME POTTERISM-69.

“Have you heard about the Virus going around?”

“Yes, yes I have”

“I heard it was caused by gayness”

Conclusion - Lads, if you ever think about lipsing another male. I would rethink that as you might catch Potterism-69.

Potterism-69 by BigBrianTingJayne July 16, 2023

Potterism-69

Potterism-69 is a virus that occurred during the outbreak of the COVID-19 pandemic. First founded in 2005 but by the year 2022 the virus has killed over 357,000 people across the United Kindom. Many believe the virus was caused due to extreme weather warnings, such as blizzards or druff which have been submerged into the atmosphere. This causes Potterism-69 to invade the air around us leading to thousands of deaths, especially elderly or new born citizens.

“Ayo I don’t feel so good mommy”

“Oh no son you might have Potterism-69”

“What’s that mom?

“Potterism-69, one of the most deadliest viruses in history, there will be a vaccine soon don’t worry son”

Potterism-69 by TerryTheJanitor November 28, 2022

Harry and the Potters 

A band composed of brothers Paul and Joe, from a town near Boston in Massachusetts. Dedicated to the Harry Potter novels by J K Rowling, the boys formed a rock n' roll band that promotes literacy AND kicks ass. They rock libraries across the nation and write the best songs that could ever possibly be written about playing chess and saving your best friend's sister. Their website is: www.eskimolabs.com/hp

Singing along with a Harry and the Potters song, she droned, "Because I'd rather not talk about your dead. Ex. Boyfriends over coffee."

Harry and the Potters by Alex November 27, 2004

Potteresque 

Truly magical/indefinably awesome- a versatile term encompassing a wide range of classy actions and objects

Liverpool coming back from 3-0 down in the 2005 Champions League final to win it was a potteresque performance.

Potteresque by Anonymous submissions June 24, 2020