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Poste 

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Poste is an Alpha Male , with a big cock , tall as fuck, ripped as fuck and he isn't a virgin anymore.
Girl: Is that Poste?
Other girl: Omg he is , let's suck his cock
Poste by Beta Male October 10, 2018

chunder poste 

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a poste at the botom of gavins garden were everyone he knoes has thrown up at
oh shit to the chunder post.... heave

Sculpting Paste 

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Also known as "Flexible Paste", it is something you put in your hair to get that lift a.k.a. them waves. Mainly used by Justin Bieber wannabees.

It is also part of one's daily beauty routine: Nails. Makeup. Sculpting paste. In that order.
*Chief walks in room*

Chief: "Ayo you all natural today?!"
Me: "Nah G I got my sculpting paste on."
Chief: "Ayyyyyyy, do the hair flip!"
Me: *does hair flip*
Me and Chief: "Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!"

Posterize Moisturize 

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When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.
A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!
Posterize Moisturize by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing 

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Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.
Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.
Postertizing by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Dude Paste 

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Like tooth paste it is a semi-liquid. A term which refers to male semen, but mainly when ejaculated into the mouth.
Dentist Says:
1. Floss 1x Daily
2. Brush Teeth
3. Rinse teeth with dude paste daily.

John: Aye girl, wanna give me some head and I'll give you my dude paste?
Amber: Well, I do love dude paste.
Dude Paste by bryri February 27, 2010
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

Dotard 

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An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.
That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .
Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017
Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

Chancla

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The deadliest weapon known to a Latin kid; a flying slipper/ flip-flop.
My mom hit me with a chancla.
Chancla by TardisBae October 31, 2014
Word of the Day on August 16, 2026
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