Postel

Verb: Acting as if knowledge flows out of ones mouth with every breath taken. While in reality usually being wrong on 80% of a topic.

The state of Georgia has the number one water park in the world out of the top ten developing nations in the top 40 of the world.

that guy is pulling a postel

by captain state the obvious December 7, 2010

postel

The act of an assclown going "postal", behaving in an irrational, erratic and twisted manner. The assclown frequently is dressed like a scary clown and has a fair amount of facial hair, usually a handlebar moustache.

Sarah came home and saw Bling-Bling John boxing the clown and she went postel.

by Homey D Clowne December 22, 2005

Postel

A porn hostel

Coral is off to the postel tonight😏

by Vernongem September 3, 2022

Postel

A Postel is a porn hostel

Coral is off to the postel tonight 😏

by Vernongem September 3, 2022

Halocrombie & Postel

The act of wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

Kid in the hallway of school: Hey, that's some nice clothes you are wearing, where do you shop? "Halocrombie & Postel"?

You: ....What?

Kid: Haha nothing, its just because you are wearing "Hollister" "Abercrombie & Fitch" and "Aeropostale" all at the same time.

You: Oh yeah haha.

by TruePlayer91 December 13, 2010

Posterize Moisturize

When a basketball player is killing the game in the paint with his post skills.

A posterizes B
B: Damn, you really know how to posterize moisturize!

by Halabtsi November 2, 2016

Postertizing

Postertizing occurs when a poster to a message board or similar media attempts to sell a product or service.

Douglas was constantly postertizing on social media, always working in his insurance products.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016