Porncom 

A Pornographic Sitcom. Ideally filmed in front of a live studio audience which creates a better atmosphere than with canned laughter.

-What's this then?
-NOTHING!
-You don't have to hide the fact you're watching porn, I'm not your girlfriend
-I wasn't watching porn.
-Oh no, that's right, you're typing up a spreadsheet?
-I was watching a porncom actually. It's a cross between porn and a sitcom.

Porncom by Thomas Leone October 12, 2009

pornomime 

Pornomime is a term created by Panic! At The Disco in their popular music video for their song, Build God Then We'll Talk, in 2007. It shows a man dressed as, you guessed it, a mime doing sexual acts with the air. There is nobody and nothing there, which is the mime part of Pornomime, and porno.. is the sexual side.

Guy 1: Yo, dude have you seen Panic!'s music vid for Build God?
Guy 2: The one with the Pornomime theme?
Guy 1: Yeah!

pornomime by SomeFruitOnTheInternet December 30, 2016

pornomime 

A mime that mimes sexual actions and it shows that nothing is real. It's not actually there. You can mime and mime and mime sex and things and how far will that get you? Nowhere.

Person 1: Have you seen the new Panic! At The Disco video?
Person 2: Yes, they have that whole "pornomime" thing right?
Person 1: Yep. Pornomime was a brilliant idea.

pornomime by Ms. Jack Skellington December 15, 2008

porncorn 

Popcorn eaten while watching porn.

"eat sum porncorn and kick back and watch"

porncorn by Dave34 September 30, 2004

Pornsomniac 

Someone who cannot fall asleep until they watch porn.

Johnny couldn't sleep the night his cousin's stayed at his house because he couldn't do his nightly masturbation routine. What a pornsomniac.

Pornsomniac by Johnny Horny December 1, 2009

Porcomite 

A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.

Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.

Porcomite by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

porncognito 

switching to incognito (private) mode in your browser to surf the porn sites and not get caught by your girlfriend, parents etc.

Alex: I forgot to clean the cache after visiting YouPorn so my girlfriend get mad at me
Mike: Man, didn't you know there's porncognito mode in your browser?

porncognito by mikesixpack May 6, 2014