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pilgrims 

a bunch of religious fanatics who had no problems killing and mudering Native folks in new england.
also a bunch of wothless pieces of shit who couldn't have accomplished anything without the help of those same Native folks they so enjoyed killing.
"pilgrims, thou shalt not fire your ordinance(gun) without permission excepting to disperse wolves and indians" old pilgrim law, recently repealed in boston in, oh, 2005
pilgrims by figfigfiggy August 10, 2006

pilgrims 

N.
Morbid little bastards
Person 1. My family came over on the Mayflower.
Person 2. Oh so they were Pilgrims?
Person 1. Yea,... poor morbid little bastards....
pilgrims by greencandle January 8, 2005

pilgrims 

a hardcore street gang off of the streets of derry, newhampshire.
dont "f" with the pilgrims! their gangstarr!!
pilgrims by B SLIPAZ October 7, 2003

Pilgrims 

A scrape who enters conversations but chin first and clearing their way with their hunchback
Guy 1 “ did u catch the football game last night”
Gus “ oh yea it was pretty good”

Guy “ did they scrape in at pilgrims too?”

Pilgrims 

A scrape who scrapes in with his but chin clearing his way with his T. rex shaped hunchback
Guy” did u catch the game yesterday “
Gus “ oh yea it was good”

Guy 2 “ did they teach you how to scrape in at pilgrims

Pilgrims Meat Grinder 

A sex act made famous in the 14th century by early enhabitants of Massachusetts and Philadelphia.

In this act the woman or reciever lays on their back and raises their feet over their head. At this time the giver inserts and proceeds to spin around the reciever in a meat grinder sort of fashion.
Guy: Did you hear what happened to Judy last weekend?
Dude: No what happened?
Guy: She fractured 3 Vertebra when Sam was giving her the Pilgrims Meat Grinder.
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