Pornly 

Somehting that is a turn on but really cheesy at the same time.

A drawing of an sexy anime character. "Damn shes pornly" or when one of your friends do something kinky, "That's pornly"

Pornly by awwwwh Shitzel April 2, 2010

pornyub 

You misspelled Pornhub (You're most likely on mobile)

I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT

pornyub by TheyTookAllGoodNames May 25, 2020

Pornythologist 

Someone who has a phd in the art of perving at the female species.

David Andrew Greenheld is the Worlds 1st and leading pornythologist.

Pornythologist by David Andrew Greenheld February 4, 2009

Pornlord 

Someone who watches excessive amounts of porn and knows absolutely nothing about real women.

Actual conversation from an iirc channel:
thepatriot1> Why is it so hard to find a virgin these days? I swear women these daysare nothing more than a bunch of sluts with vaginas so loose they could park a car up there.
thepatriot1> women are so fucking irrational too, what happened to the days when women actually knew their place and would shut their stupid mouths when a man tells them to
zozoid> lol seriously? Did you learn about women from a fairy tale written by Glenn Beck? If you think that you clearly haven't met any actual women. Get off the computer and go outside, pornlord.

Pornlord by Alice the Red September 3, 2014

Pornlexia 

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

Portly 

Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)

'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.'

Portly by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017

portly 

A nice way to say that you or someone is a fat ass.

Does this jacket make me look portly?

portly by John Bontke December 5, 2003