20 definitions by MCLCLCNCJCOC123

Portly

Rather fat, well rounded. (Especially used to describe men and their bellies)

'Oh look at the size of David's belly! He's definitely becoming more portly.'

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017

shed

A man's large belly that protrudes outwards providing a 'shed' for his genitals.

*middle aged man with a large beer belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a shed there'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big belly that covers man's genitals*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2016

Shirt-lifter

When a guy repeatedly lifts up his shirt for no apparent reason, other than to show off his stomach or the waistband of his boxers.

“Oh, he’s such a shirt-lifter, he’s always got his belly out!”

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 13, 2018

paunch

A large belly or gut that sticks out, particularly on a man and hangs over his boxers.

*middle aged man with a large hairy belly walks into the living room in his boxers having just got out of bed*

'Look at that belly, you're starting to get a paunch on that gut'

*affectionately rubs and pats the big hairy belly while making fun of the man for his oversized gut*

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 7, 2016

Trunk-top

Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.

*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019

Puppy Fat

When a teenager, aged 13-15 gains weight during puberty, especially around their belly.

‘You can really see Lewis’ puppy fat when he takes his shirt off’ - I.e. Lewis has a belly.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 August 15, 2018

Boxer-rocker

That guy in school who, in the locker room, always strips down to his boxers and parades around, despite the fact that he's actually got quite a big belly...

'Oh look at that boxer-rocker over there'

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 January 29, 2017