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Horny, yet only with the need to watch porn
When your at home and your feeling porney.
Porney by Flubberwhat January 20, 2020
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horney porney 

When the male or female are linked to multiple porn sites and the penis/boobies are so horney that they might turn purple and fall off.
Graham enough with all that horney porney i dont want too mop the floor again.
horney porney by Geoff Valiante February 22, 2008

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible
Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo
pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018
You misspelled Pornhub (You're most likely on mobile)
I'm gonna go watch some pornyub, FUCK I MISSPELLED IT

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub
My full name is Pornelius Hubert
Pornelius Hubert by ColaCode July 14, 2018
Ugly and unpleasant in disposition, brought on by the discontinuation of watching porn or jacking off. Similar to nicotine withdrawal.
After Kyle's computer was taken away, he became pornery in the absence of porn.

When he quit smoking he was ornery, however when he quit jacking off he became pornery.
Pornery by kipchoogey July 23, 2010
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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