Pornlexia 

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Pornsexual 

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.

A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."

Pornsexual by Artnar May 19, 2010

pornlovian erectile dysfunction 

Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions

He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction

pornlovian erectile dysfunction by Freyjawired August 5, 2018

Porneia 

Porneia is sexual behaviour that is thought to be 'wrong', 'bad'.

Porneia -Noun pawnia The discourse of manipulation of reproductive organs ,in a natural or perverted way, via hands, mouth, anus or any bodily extremity by said person or an accomplice.

Usually frowned upon by Jehovah's Witnesses and other practitioners of superstitious ideas.

''We started with a glass of red at the altar and ended in engaging in heavy porneia.''

''There's love; and then there's porneia.''

-Jim Walthy

Porneia by MrWalthy December 31, 2011

Porneria 

The Pizzeria of Porn. A shop, usually hidden in an old strip-mall that specializes in the making and selling of numerous porn films, videos, and books.

Dude, we gotta hit up that new Porneria and get Johnny a birthday present.

Porneria by Brembro March 17, 2009

pervlexia 

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

pervlexia by Batrastard August 4, 2003