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Pornlord 

Someone who watches excessive amounts of porn and knows absolutely nothing about real women.
Actual conversation from an iirc channel:
thepatriot1> Why is it so hard to find a virgin these days? I swear women these daysare nothing more than a bunch of sluts with vaginas so loose they could park a car up there.
thepatriot1> women are so fucking irrational too, what happened to the days when women actually knew their place and would shut their stupid mouths when a man tells them to
zozoid> lol seriously? Did you learn about women from a fairy tale written by Glenn Beck? If you think that you clearly haven't met any actual women. Get off the computer and go outside, pornlord.
Pornlord by Alice the Red September 3, 2014

portlords 

Portlords a well known playstation “internet thug”, began his rise early 2013 on the playstation 3 platform. His most successful attacks include credit card fraud, terrorism, crypto-currency Theft, identity fraud & much more, he began to get popular on the well known game by treyarch “ bo2” also known as black Ops 2 early 2016. “When you know you can do whatever you want to whoever you want theirs not much anybody can really say” said portlords in an interview with securityaffairs .co/ , days before disappearing in 2017, rumors suggest “port” was raided Days after the interview over his part in apparent swattings across the playstation 3 platform.
Wow man did you see portlords the other day? I can’t believe he’s back online
portlords by GovernmentFiles September 4, 2021
Related Words

Porn Lord 

Someone who buys or downloads a lot of porn, therefore is the place to get your porn fix.
John is the local porn lord, have a bondage fetish, he's got it, what about a bestiality fetish, you're weird.
Porn Lord by A porn lord December 15, 2010

Pornordo 

A location built to gather only the most distinguished adult websites.
Wondering where i could go Pornordo today?

pornloader 

noun - the layman's word for a computer with an internet connection. Appropriate only when describing a computer used duting an internet experience, because porn is all there really is on the `net
"I didn't get any work done today because I spent 3 hours staring at my pornloader!"

pornloading 

1) Downloading pornography from a newsgroup, kazaa, etc.


2) Viewing pornographic materials on a computer, whether previously-downloaded or from a website
John's mom caught him with his boxers down while he was pornloading last night.
pornloading by Richard Goodness March 12, 2004

pornloading 

also known as: pornlooie' which is the act of downloading porn from the internet, such as pics, movies or drawings for one purpose, helping the imagination while making love to ya hand.
hey nerd what you doin? Yeah im kinda Pornloading at the moment.
pornloading by kukel June 9, 2003
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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