Forgetting to remove your naughty video from the DVD player after you rub one off before your wife finds it.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.
Vin: "So why are you in the wife's doghouse?"
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."
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1. A form of amnesia common among iPod and mp3 users. "Podnesiacs" have downloaded so many songs that they can't remember what's already on their device.
2. The mental condition that propels people to purchase (download) the same song more than once.
2. The mental condition that propels people to purchase (download) the same song more than once.
I think Tracy has Podnesia. She just downloaded "Last Train to Clarksville" for the third time in six months.
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Porneia -Noun pawnia The discourse of manipulation of reproductive organs ,in a natural or perverted way, via hands, mouth, anus or any bodily extremity by said person or an accomplice.
Usually frowned upon by Jehovah's Witnesses and other practitioners of superstitious ideas.
Porneia -Noun pawnia The discourse of manipulation of reproductive organs ,in a natural or perverted way, via hands, mouth, anus or any bodily extremity by said person or an accomplice.
Usually frowned upon by Jehovah's Witnesses and other practitioners of superstitious ideas.
''We started with a glass of red at the altar and ended in engaging in heavy porneia.''
''There's love; and then there's porneia.''
-Jim Walthy
''There's love; and then there's porneia.''
-Jim Walthy
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Get the Porrnesian Parrapio mug.The Pizzeria of Porn. A shop, usually hidden in an old strip-mall that specializes in the making and selling of numerous porn films, videos, and books.
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"Damn bro, she hit me with the pernesian last night; I'm trying to wife her up ASAP."
"Girl, I was a little skeptical about him at first; he wasn't really checking off my list...but then he gave me the pernesian...and he checked ALL the boxes there."
"Girl, I was a little skeptical about him at first; he wasn't really checking off my list...but then he gave me the pernesian...and he checked ALL the boxes there."
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