pornesia 

Forgetting to remove your naughty video from the DVD player after you rub one off before your wife finds it.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.

Vin: "So why are you in the wife's doghouse?"
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."

pornesia by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

Podnesia 

1. A form of amnesia common among iPod and mp3 users. "Podnesiacs" have downloaded so many songs that they can't remember what's already on their device.

2. The mental condition that propels people to purchase (download) the same song more than once.

I think Tracy has Podnesia. She just downloaded "Last Train to Clarksville" for the third time in six months.

Podnesia by Peter Kobs August 19, 2009

Porneia 

Porneia is sexual behaviour that is thought to be 'wrong', 'bad'.

Porneia -Noun pawnia The discourse of manipulation of reproductive organs ,in a natural or perverted way, via hands, mouth, anus or any bodily extremity by said person or an accomplice.

Usually frowned upon by Jehovah's Witnesses and other practitioners of superstitious ideas.

''We started with a glass of red at the altar and ended in engaging in heavy porneia.''

''There's love; and then there's porneia.''

-Jim Walthy

Porneia by MrWalthy December 31, 2011

Porrnesian Parrapio 

BTS' RM's alias

"I'm Porrnesian Parrapio"

Porrnesian Parrapio by the kpop stan January 21, 2021

Porneria 

The Pizzeria of Porn. A shop, usually hidden in an old strip-mall that specializes in the making and selling of numerous porn films, videos, and books.

Dude, we gotta hit up that new Porneria and get Johnny a birthday present.

Porneria by Brembro March 17, 2009

Pernesian 

Noun A mysterious sexual act that no one who has experienced it will describe in detail; it's something that must be performed upon you, and when it happens you know.

"Damn bro, she hit me with the pernesian last night; I'm trying to wife her up ASAP."

"Girl, I was a little skeptical about him at first; he wasn't really checking off my list...but then he gave me the pernesian...and he checked ALL the boxes there."

Pernesian by Prince of Pernesia January 19, 2024