Proflexia

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Profanity-dyslexia -Proflexia.

An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.

Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up. I just want to climb up the tail plane of ANA 787 and add an ‘L’

Proflexia by Rupert Bartholomew April 3, 2024

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Proflexia

Profanity-Dyslexia: Proflexia

An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.

Mainly affects the Male of the species.

Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up again. I just want to climb up the tailplace of that ANA 787 and add a strategically placed ‘L’…wry smile and satisfied chuckle!

Proflexia by Rupert Bartholomew April 7, 2024

Related Words

Proflexia • Pornlexia • Preflexing • profexional • profexionnnn • profsexual • Proslexic • profile iam

Pornlexia

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

profsexual

Affection that undergrad students have for that one nerdy prof

"Mom... Dad... I have something to tell you.
I didn't know when it started happening, and I wrestled with it for such a long time. I knew I'd be treated as a social outcast, nobody, not even me understands just what it is that I like about them.
I wish I could control it. I wish I was the monster you think I am.

I am...... Profsexual"

profsexual by cadennevah January 31, 2022

Proslexic

Proslexic is where someone has some immense power over their language. Don't argue with a proslexic, they WILL own you to hell and back with ridiculously long words and grammar.

Sailor Mac: That guy over there, he keeps looking at me funny.

Sailor Dan: Don't mess with him Mac, that guy's proslexic. Say anything to him and he'll shoot you down in seconds.

Man in the corner: *Smirk*

Proslexic by BlackjackHardwick February 5, 2010

profexionnnn

a mexican who likes to swim all day long, possibly coming from the fact that many ancestors have had to swim long distances for there freedom

that profexionnnn needs to get his act together quick before he drowns

profexionnnn by roflcoptersnova January 12, 2008

Preflexing

To flex or stunt before actually receiving the option.

K - Don't worry, you can sit on the leather seats of my Audi when I get it
J - Dude stop preflexing

Preflexing by Aerodynamix December 28, 2015

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

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