Proflexia 

Profanity-dyslexia -Proflexia.

An affliction that compels the mind to add/delete words or letters to a phrase, logo or saying to purposefully adjust or misspell it so that it becomes profane, and as a result, unquestionably humorous. Affects mainly men.

Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up. I just want to climb up the tail plane of ANA 787 and add an ‘L’

Proflexia by Rupert Bartholomew April 3, 2024

Proflexia 

Profanity-Dyslexia: Proflexia

An affliction that compels the mind to add or delete words or letters to a phrase, acronym, logo or saying to purposefully misspell it so that it becomes profane and unquestionably humorous.

Mainly affects the Male of the species.

Oh man, my Proflexia is playing up again. I just want to climb up the tailplace of that ANA 787 and add a strategically placed ‘L’…wry smile and satisfied chuckle!

Proflexia by Rupert Bartholomew April 7, 2024

Pornlexia 

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

profsexual

Affection that undergrad students have for that one nerdy prof

"Mom... Dad... I have something to tell you.
I didn't know when it started happening, and I wrestled with it for such a long time. I knew I'd be treated as a social outcast, nobody, not even me understands just what it is that I like about them.
I wish I could control it. I wish I was the monster you think I am.

I am...... Profsexual"

profsexual by cadennevah January 31, 2022

Proslexic 

Proslexic is where someone has some immense power over their language. Don't argue with a proslexic, they WILL own you to hell and back with ridiculously long words and grammar.

Sailor Mac: That guy over there, he keeps looking at me funny.

Sailor Dan: Don't mess with him Mac, that guy's proslexic. Say anything to him and he'll shoot you down in seconds.

Man in the corner: *Smirk*

Proslexic by BlackjackHardwick February 5, 2010

profexionnnn 

a mexican who likes to swim all day long, possibly coming from the fact that many ancestors have had to swim long distances for there freedom

that profexionnnn needs to get his act together quick before he drowns

profexionnnn by roflcoptersnova January 12, 2008

Preflexing 

To flex or stunt before actually receiving the option.

K - Don't worry, you can sit on the leather seats of my Audi when I get it
J - Dude stop preflexing

Preflexing by Aerodynamix December 28, 2015