Porneria

The Pizzeria of Porn. A shop, usually hidden in an old strip-mall that specializes in the making and selling of numerous porn films, videos, and books.

Dude, we gotta hit up that new Porneria and get Johnny a birthday present.

Porneria by Brembro March 17, 2009

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pornesian parrapio

The best name possible

Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo

pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018

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Porneria • Porgerian • Porneia • pornerastic • Pornerific • pornesia • pornesian parrapio • Porn Eraser

Pornerific

Something that is certifiably pornographic and also terrific.

That movie I saw you in the other night was totally Pornerific!

Pornerific by Shit_4_Brains November 26, 2007

Porneia

Porneia is sexual behaviour that is thought to be 'wrong', 'bad'.

Porneia -Noun pawnia The discourse of manipulation of reproductive organs ,in a natural or perverted way, via hands, mouth, anus or any bodily extremity by said person or an accomplice.

Usually frowned upon by Jehovah's Witnesses and other practitioners of superstitious ideas.

''We started with a glass of red at the altar and ended in engaging in heavy porneia.''

''There's love; and then there's porneia.''

-Jim Walthy

Porneia by MrWalthy December 31, 2011

Porgerian

Portugal went to present-day Nigeria to get their slaves, but some of those Portugese men raped the Nigerian women and most of the time they became pregnent the father would deny the baby since they are darker then the normal Portugese child and thats how the term became Pogerian....Portugese- Nigerian.

My girl Vaani yea she got long Porgerian hair.

Porgerian by Porgerian queen October 19, 2006

pornerastic

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).

Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.

pornerastic by Antinous September 11, 2003

pornesia

Forgetting to remove your naughty video from the DVD player after you rub one off before your wife finds it.
Caused by the brain shutting off for a bit after a good wank.

Vin: "So why are you in the wife's doghouse?"
Joe: "Oh, she found my copy of 'DP Teens 2' I forgot in the DVD player."
Vin: "Ha ha, sounds like a case of pornesia."
Joe: "Arg, happens everytime."

pornesia by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009

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