Definitions by Freyjawired
piddly squat
piddly squat by Freyjawired May 18, 2023
rikki'd
To be swooned over, love bombed, as the One, soul mate, never loved anyone like this before! As the recipient of someone who then later is exposed for singularly having the motive to use their love object for all material, time, and financial resources they are able to get out of their faked love of their life, and upon exposure of the true MO of sworn lover, the liar becomes insanely unstable, hostile, argumentative, unpleasant, negative, spiteful, vengeful, and petty, a selective split in personality upon getting caught and called out, promting the leach into retracting all promises of love and values for their last giver, slandering the last, already searching for their next mark or target.
Whew! Girl, You just got rikki'd, and your not the first, and won't be the last he's used. You need to get your place rekeyed We should form a club!
Damn man! She rikki'd you real good, bought her a ring, and how much did she steal before she trashed your truck, and left town?
Damn man! She rikki'd you real good, bought her a ring, and how much did she steal before she trashed your truck, and left town?
rikki'd by Freyjawired September 2, 2021
cuck-hub
A man who is unfaithful to his relationship partner, has a mistress, secret lovers, breaking a verbal or contractual arrangement agreement.
This cuck-hub must be joking if he thinks he'll get his things back because he begs and promises to never step out again!
cuck-hub by Freyjawired September 2, 2021
crumfy
Im CRUMFY AF and not going a damn place.
Don't judge, I'd be on trial for being caught crumfy on Fleek Street.
I am feeling comfy and frumpy and dgaf!
Don't judge, I'd be on trial for being caught crumfy on Fleek Street.
I am feeling comfy and frumpy and dgaf!
crumfy by Freyjawired February 28, 2019
pornlovian erectile dysfunction
Pornlovian erectile dysfunction is the Pavlovian effect with increasing tolerance to pornographic material on bio-mental arousal fuctions..functions
He watched so much porn dredged from the murky hulls of the DarkNet, he had full blown Pornlovian erectile dysfunction
pornlovian erectile dysfunction by Freyjawired August 5, 2018
chili giggles
1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.
2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from
an impromptu shitty fart.
2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from
an impromptu shitty fart.
Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.
The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.
That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.
The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.
That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.
chili giggles by Freyjawired July 3, 2017
Jackknifed
When her pussy is so tight, he jackknifed his dick when attempting to penetrate. His dick bends instead of entering.
Jackknifed by Freyjawired November 23, 2016