Freyjawired's definitions

Jackknifed

When her pussy is so tight, he jackknifed his dick when attempting to penetrate. His dick bends instead of entering.

Girl, you're so wet, yet so tight I jackknifed!

Or

Have you ever seen a dick jackknife?!

by Freyjawired November 23, 2016

rikki'd

To be swooned over, love bombed, as the One, soul mate, never loved anyone like this before! As the recipient of someone who then later is exposed for singularly having the motive to use their love object for all material, time, and financial resources they are able to get out of their faked love of their life, and upon exposure of the true MO of sworn lover, the liar becomes insanely unstable, hostile, argumentative, unpleasant, negative, spiteful, vengeful, and petty, a selective split in personality upon getting caught and called out, promting the leach into retracting all promises of love and values for their last giver, slandering the last, already searching for their next mark or target.

Whew! Girl, You just got rikki'd, and your not the first, and won't be the last he's used. You need to get your place rekeyed We should form a club!

Damn man! She rikki'd you real good, bought her a ring, and how much did she steal before she trashed your truck, and left town?

by Freyjawired September 2, 2021

cuck-hub

A man who is unfaithful to his relationship partner, has a mistress, secret lovers, breaking a verbal or contractual arrangement agreement.

This cuck-hub must be joking if he thinks he'll get his things back because he begs and promises to never step out again!

by Freyjawired September 2, 2021

crumfy

comfy + frumpy comfy frumpy
chill comfortable dgaf lazy tirednot going out stay in

Im CRUMFY AF and not going a damn place.

Don't judge, I'd be on trial for being caught crumfy on Fleek Street.

I am feeling comfy and frumpy and dgaf!

by Freyjawired February 28, 2019

piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)

The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.

by Freyjawired May 18, 2023

pizzlin'

Pizzlin' like a warm soft rain from above.

It be drizzlin' like God be pizzlin'

by Freyjawired September 9, 2013

chili giggles

1. The unfortunate event that you have the giggles, and shart while giggling.

2. A silly, spasmodic laugh; titter from
ill-concealed amusement which turns into nervous embarrassment from

an impromptu shitty fart.

Marvin and Lucile were thoroughly satistfied with their adventurous dinner date at Sloppy Joey's, until they both had chili giggles.

The chili giggles struck suddenly while we were all cracking jokes.

That questionable buffet looks like a great source for some chili giggles.

by Freyjawired July 3, 2017