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Porneia is sexual behaviour that is thought to be 'wrong', 'bad'.

Porneia -Noun pawnia The discourse of manipulation of reproductive organs ,in a natural or perverted way, via hands, mouth, anus or any bodily extremity by said person or an accomplice.

Usually frowned upon by Jehovah's Witnesses and other practitioners of superstitious ideas.
''We started with a glass of red at the altar and ended in engaging in heavy porneia.''

''There's love; and then there's porneia.''

-Jim Walthy
Porneia by MrWalthy December 31, 2011
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pornesian parrapio 

The best name possible
Jin: What’s your name

Joonie: PoRnEsIaN pArRaPIo
pornesian parrapio by Yeetgang October 29, 2018
someone who has given up on finding a partner and has become addicted to masturbating while watching porn. A porniac will do this three or four times a day, and will usually view the porn from his(sometimes her) computer where he/she has downloaded it. Will have a massive collection stored on hard drive
i bet he is a porniac
porniac by Bob June 11, 2004

pornian slip 

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.
Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.
pornian slip by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011

Porneria 

The Pizzeria of Porn. A shop, usually hidden in an old strip-mall that specializes in the making and selling of numerous porn films, videos, and books.
Dude, we gotta hit up that new Porneria and get Johnny a birthday present.
Porneria by Brembro March 17, 2009
Same as porno, only written diverent.
I'm out, gonna watch some porneau xD
porneau by Jezpuh June 10, 2004

pornerastic 

"Licentious, lascivious, lewd, and horny" (Josefa Heifetz. Mrs. Byrne's Dictionary. Secaucus: University Books, 1974).
Bill Clinton was the second most pornerastic president ever.
pornerastic by Antinous September 11, 2003
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