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Pornsexual 

A person, most likely living in the basement of his/her parents, that claims to like neither men or women in the real world but does, however, enjoy masturbating to porn.
A: "My mate nearly made it with this really hot girl yesterday, but he blew her off for jerking it to porn at home."

B: "Whoa. He must be gay!"

A: "No, he isn't into real-life relations with neither men nor women, he's pornsexual."
Pornsexual by Artnar May 19, 2010
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Pansexual Agenda 

The secret plot of all pansexuals to take over the world, asserting ourselves as the dominant leaders.
Dave: yo are you heading to that pansexual agenda meeting later?
Chris: yeah bro, gotta get that world domination
Pansexual Agenda by Paranoia_Rising November 28, 2020

Phansexual 

Attracted to Dan Howell and Phil Lester but also wishes they were attracted to eachother simultaneously
Dan and Phil are so attractive but I mean they'd also be a cute couple I cannot decide, I guess you could call me phansexual

pansexual 

Why is every one so fucking hot
We be pansexual but we don’t fucking fuck pans
pansexual by Wet man December 26, 2019

Pansexual Day 

First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!
First of all you want to know what being pansexual is right? Well being pansexual is when you like all genders! Basically you like anyone, gay, queer, etc!!! So now, when is pansexual day? On May 24th celebrate your pride of being pansexual!!! Now children, don't be afraid to show yellow, blue, and pink!!!
Pansexual Day by Isamu Kaito November 5, 2019

Polysexual-Panromantic 

A sexuality in which you experience sexual attraction to multiple genders & romantically attracted to others. This can come in many forms such as being attracted to women romantically, and being attracted to men & non binary people sexually.

Polysexuality: the sexual attraction to many, but not all, genders.

Panromantic: an orientation characterized by the potential for romantic attraction, regardless of their gender identity or biological sex.
Emma: What’s your sexuality?
Arnold: I’m polysexual-panromantic. I am sexually & romantically attracted to women, and romantically attracted to non binary people and men.
Polysexual-Panromantic by riewrite December 25, 2020

Heteroromantic pansexual 

A person who can be sexually attached to someone regardless of gender (male,female,M2F trans,F2M trans, gender fluid etc) but is only romantically attracted to people of the opposite sex
Tom can be sexually attracted to any gender but will only be romantic with the opposite grander e.g Tim is attracted to Ryan ( who is gender fluid) and holly but will only date holly because he is a heteroromantic pansexual
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Pee Calculus

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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