pervlexia
-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted
pervlexia by Batrastard August 4, 2003
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Perplexified
Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019
Related Words
pervlexia • perplexia • spinal perplexia • Pepelexia • perplexic • perplexion • Perblaxia • Perplexican • perplexicon • Perplexified
Perplexigon
noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.
Perplexigon, Perplexigate
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.
Perplexigon, Perplexigate
ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.
ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.
ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.
ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?
Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009
Pornlexia
When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.
My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!
Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019
perplexing
perplexing by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014
Perblaxia
Perblaxia originated as an extremely poor neighborhood, with a large quantity of niggers, but was quickly conquered by the indian population.
Person 1: Yo man lets go to Perblaxia, they have a good KFC there.
Person 2: Naw, remember what happened? It was replaced with Curry-Mart.
Person 1: Yo dude, what are you, a nigger?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm Perblaxian.
Person 2: Naw, remember what happened? It was replaced with Curry-Mart.
Person 1: Yo dude, what are you, a nigger?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm Perblaxian.
Perblaxia by Pedrofromperblaxia December 12, 2010
perplexual
Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.
Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.
perplexual by broknsymetry September 19, 2018
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026
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