pervlexia 

-A condition which causes one to misread/misinterpret seemingly innocuous text as something perverted

"I told her to come over here."
"What, she has cum in her ear?"

pervlexia by Batrastard August 4, 2003

Perplexified 

When a nigga straight ponderin'

Dom: ay what'd she say
Miles: she sending dick pics bigger than mine..
Tommy:Get perplexified

Perplexified by perplexified May 18, 2019

Perplexigon 

noun, verb, adjective
Something that is over-complicated. Something becomes complex as a result of over-thinking, obsessing and evaluating.

Perplexigon, Perplexigate

ex. (noun) We were trying to figure out the best way to get to Baskin Robbins for some of those scrumptious 31 flavors, and it became this crazy perplexigon.

ex. (verb) No need to perplixigate this, we all agree Gerald is a dork-face omega.

ex. (adj) That house looks perplexigon, does that guy think he's Frank Lloyd Wright?

Perplexigon by DK Lounge June 18, 2009

Pornlexia 

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

perplexing 

1)a word smart people use to say "baffling" or for people with weak vocabulary: "shocking".

We have no school tomorrow, how perplexing.

perplexing by Jrididnskkaodhajaojjxjdjsjjaf January 28, 2014

Perblaxia 

Perblaxia originated as an extremely poor neighborhood, with a large quantity of niggers, but was quickly conquered by the indian population.

Person 1: Yo man lets go to Perblaxia, they have a good KFC there.
Person 2: Naw, remember what happened? It was replaced with Curry-Mart.

Person 1: Yo dude, what are you, a nigger?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm Perblaxian.

Perblaxia by Pedrofromperblaxia December 12, 2010

perplexual 

Someone who is confused about all the -sexuals: Asexual, Bisexual, Demisexual, Grey-A, Heterosexual, Homosexual, Pansexual, etc.

Someone wrote online that they are "demisexual". I wrote that I had never heard that term; I'm perplexual.

perplexual by broknsymetry September 19, 2018