pornlemma

The dilemma faced when you can't decide which of your porn to delete to make space on your computer for some new stuff you are about to download that may or may not be better.

Jack: Dude, you seem pensive man, 'sup?

John: Complete pornlemma man, I started downloading some fetish porn and in the middle of it, I ran out of disk space. I can't decide which of my pornfolio to delete!

Jack: I thought you went off the gang bang stuff, delete those.

John: Nah dude, that was last week. That shit's still hot.

pornlemma by kayodei January 7, 2008

pornzema 

A france footballer that only scores from keeper and defensive mistakes. He also films sex tapes of his teamates and black mails them with it

Pornzema scored? Must be a keeper mistake

pornzema by Footballfan929 April 29, 2022

Pornlexia 

When you constantly see sexual anatomy in everyday objects. And get excited or giggly about it. You definitely can wait to point it out to your friends in meme form.

My pornlexia sure is acting up today, my carrot for lunch highly resembled a penis. My tomato for dinner looked like a vagina! Then this tree I walked past looked like two people getting it on! I can't wait to send these pics out as memes to my friends!!

Pornlexia by Silverserpant October 30, 2019

polylemma 

when you have a problem with more then two possible solutions that you are choosing between.

i have a polylemma, i dont know wether to eat mash patatoe, chips or roast patatoes.

polylemma by PB rose G March 18, 2011