Pornality 

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

Pornality by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

TK penality 

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.

Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.

TK penality by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019

pwnality 

To be taken out or schooled so hard that there's not a chance in hell one could ever recover with any type of comeback or anything what-so-ever.
1: Best way to describe an aftermath.
1: To be completly destroyed.
2: Not even a remotely fair fight.
3: Like a tank made out of legos Vs a real tank.

"Wtf was he thinking!? poor kid didn't stand a chance...
total pwnality."

pwnality by Daniel Bressie December 9, 2008

pokeality 

The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.

I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.

pokeality by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 5, 2010

pornalized 

Pornalized: The useless, wedged, pornpopped state a computer is in after a pornoholic goes on a pornathon, while oblivious to safe browsing habits.

Phillip went on a Pornathon last night, his computer is so pornalized, a mega porn storm, I couldn't even login in safe mode. I'm going to have to rebuild his computer from scratch.

pornalized by jaytho June 29, 2012

pornalise 

To turn ordinary everyday objects or conversation into something of a rather horny nature.

Like an innuendo but a bit different.

I say I need to do some photocopying, he thinks Im sitting on the photocopier,

I say I need to do housework, he thinks Im doing it naked and he can watch on video,

"Do you have to pornalise everything I do?"

pornalise by V G September 10, 2007

pokeality 

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.

"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."

pokeality by tsmithh February 13, 2008