pokeality

The act of having intercourse with one or more pokemon.

I just had mad pokeality with my torchic last nite, right before I finished, it embered.

by chazzledazzleverbeiren May 5, 2010

pokeality

pokemon porn, similar to beasteality,

sexing a pokemon.

"after giving up masterbating for forty days for lent, i got desperate and started doing pokemon. damn, this pokeality is really great."

by tsmithh February 13, 2008

pokeality

The act of having sex with a pokemon; masturbating to a pokemon

Justin: Dude, I think that Nidoqueen is sexy

Channing: Gross! You're into pokeality!

Adam: All I gotta say is watch out for Nidoqueen's Earthquake

Justin: No worries, I know Hypnosis

by adambomb9 April 13, 2011

Virtual Peeality

-When you are using virtual reality goggles/headset, and you ferociously piss yourself.

"Mommy, I had a virtual Peeality accident."
"God Damnit child!"

by Dalbert144 April 10, 2017

Preality

Preality means before actual reality

Some of my dreams are preality because I wished to date Jacob and he asked me out today

by Nawab April 2, 2018

Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

Preality TV

Supposed reality TV where it is obvious that the situation has been set up ahead of time.

"How come after visiting a pigeon racing speciallist, Barry Weiss from Storage Wars returned to a car that was covered in more bird poop than could ever be real?

"That's Preality TV for you."

by BuffDudeTotally November 14, 2012