pernapity

Persistently napy. Always a mess.

That is the most pernapity van in carpool.

by Phebie September 18, 2015

TK penality

TK Penality is the phrase "Team Killing Penalty" shortened down to get it out to other people faster. The "Team Killing Penalty" is a penalty given to a player when they kill their teammate in a game, whether it be accidental or on purpose.

Awww, Digi, you TK penality me.

by RyanTyanMyan February 6, 2019

Pornality

“PORNALITY” comes from PORN + BANALITY, a misheard or misunderstood (if clichéd) expression that takes on a more graphic or sexualized meaning:

Examples --

HARD-AND-FAST solution becomes “HARDEN-FAST” SOLUTION;

NO-HOLDS-BARRED (wrestling) becomes “NO HOLES BARRED” (stick it anywhere!);

NIP IT IN THE BUD becomes “NIP IT IN THE BUTT";

and, a pornality deliberately scripted for television:

CORNISH GAME HEN became "CORNISH GAY MEN" as mishead by Dick Solomon (John Lithgow) on NBC-TV's "Third Rock from the Sun" (1996-2001).

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"Man, you got a buttload of mail."

"Don't you mean 'boatload'? "Buttload" is a pornality."

"I was gonna say 'shitload'."

"Point well taken."

by al-in-chgo May 13, 2010

pornpity

the guilty or shame of being caught after watching porn

Andrew felt pornpity after his girlfriend caught him beating off to the porn he was watching in his room.

by SiriusDawg2014 April 6, 2011

penacity

the state of being a pain in the ass

You speak with such penacity, I want to kick your ass.

by Richie Richardson May 6, 2006

pervality

The act of being a perv, The act of remaining a perv.

I must date young girls to maintain my pervality.

by SER Spec V May 18, 2009

pernufity

an unknown, undesired substance.

I sat in some pernufity at the movies and now its all on my hands. Smell it!

by DickmeatJenkins December 14, 2022