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Kentucky Fried Torchic 

A most cruel, yet elicous way to enjoy some juicy bird-type pokemon.
1) MMHMM, LEROY JENKINS! Least I got Kentucky Fried Torchic!

Asshole Torching 

Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
"My boyfriends dick is darker than usual, I think he was asshole torching."
Asshole Torching by DICK burn November 16, 2016

ethan torchio 

ethan torchio is a drummer in italian rock band and is very cool. cooler than your mother <33
“hey have you heard about ethan torchio?” “yeah the very ho- cool drummer?

Ethan Torchio 

the hottest italian beef one could ever imagine. sexy drummer in a rock'n'roll band. has the best hair care routine one could imagine and has beautiful skin. yes he can say his R sounds thank you so much for asking. a kind, gentle human being who will also smack your arse like a drum (see Recovery MV). Has had one (1) ethereal moment when he, along with the rest of måneskin, won eurovision. has the best presidential hq.
do you know who likes to have sex before concerts? ethan Torchio.
Ethan Torchio by lividisuigomiti February 9, 2022

Blue Torching 

Saving up your cum by not masturbating for a long period of time, thus resulting in blue balls. Then you have sex with a girl and burst on her covering her with cum.
bro my girl is into blue torching, im not going to masturbate for awhile.
Blue Torching by Rlvers April 8, 2011

Torchacalculata 

A calculator bonded together with a flashlight.
The torchacalculata is going to be a huge success, guaranteed.
Defined as a calculator bonded together with a flashlight.