Pooster

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a cross between a pig and a rooster that likes sugar cookies

person 1: "look at that bitch ass pooster eating sugar cookies"
person 2: "damn what a dumb ass"

Pooster by I'mnothornyIjustwantattention March 31, 2020

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pooster

poor white trash loser bums that dig in garbage

look at that dude he is a pooster he is in the dumpster

pooster by David Kravitz December 4, 2005

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Pooster

A person who regularly posts crap (poo) on forums

I knew Jack was truly a pooster when I saw his latest poost on our forum.

Pooster by Squidburger October 27, 2008

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pooster

The word Mr. Bob's mother made him use as a child, in place of the word "fart"

It smells bad in here, who poostered?

pooster by Kaplopache January 4, 2019

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Pooster-Tail

When you shit yourself while riding your bicycle, and said shit hits your back tire then sprays upwards leaving a rooster tail pattern of shit up your back.

I had a greasy breakfast before that long bike ride which led to a Pooster-Tail. I feel bad for the guy behind me...

Pooster-Tail by Mitch_GK August 27, 2022

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crattie pooster

crattie pooster as you all know it comes from the movie "pootie tang" and it means "pimp"

I am the biggest crattie pooster in all of the land.

crattie pooster by me! January 5, 2005

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Man-boost your pooster

When two truck driver fist each other at a truck stop

Hey Dustin! Pull over at a rest stop so I can man-boost your pooster.

Man-boost your pooster by Poosterbooster June 9, 2017

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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