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poofster 

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off
poofster by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003

the poofster 

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.
Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.
the poofster by peppermint soap October 23, 2006

Poofter baiting 

Poofter baiting consists of writings on the wall of male public toilets to entice homosexuals to meet and perform sexual favours.

The writing may be of the form such as “meet here every Thursday 5.30pm for hot cock sucking.” Or “uncut BBC loves cum call me xxxxxx”. Etc
That public toilet wall was full of graffiti and Poofter Baiting writings. Must be a gay toilet.
Poofter baiting by kam75xx February 24, 2019

Poofters Love Call

When a male passes wind to attract the same sex.
*man farts*
Gino: "can you smell that?"
Guido: "Yeah, it smells like a poofters love call"
Poofters Love Call by crcdj March 29, 2011

Queer eye gay faggot poofter

A quadruple insult to a homosexual person.
Homophobia is not a crime. So go fuck yourself you fucking queer eye gay faggot poofter!

Poopsterprocrasturbation 

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.
"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"
Poopsterprocrasturbation by 20111118 September 19, 2012
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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