Poostache 

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

Poostache by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

poostache 

A fecal mustache, acquired from excessive ass kissing.

Nice poostache, Jenny. You been kissing a lot of ass at work lately?

poostache by pc1018 June 1, 2007

poostache 

A prank usually played on a sleeping individual. The giver of a poostache takes a finger to his own buttcrack until said finger is ripe with stink. Giver then rubs finger across upper lip of receipient. Also know as a stinky sanchez.

Mikey gave Nate a poostache while he was a'sleeping.

poostache by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

poostache 

a moustache that looks like it was rubbed in with poop.

"that faggot ass white boy has a poostache"

poostache by ianis rad, ben ben, c dawgs. March 19, 2004

70's pornstache

Refers to a thick moustache popular amongst porn stars of the 70's due to the fashion sense and beauty standards of the time.

"You look sexy with that 70's pornstache growing in Phil!"

70's pornstache by factcurate September 13, 2020

prostasche 

Prostasche is grown exclusively during the month of November for the Movember event. Celebrating the fight against male prostate cancer it is the prostate mustache - or prostasche/prostache.

The pronunciation of the first half of the word rhymes with "frost".

As cool as his prostasche looked, he knew it meant more to him; much more.

prostasche by SK99 November 3, 2014

poostack 

1. The act of taking consecutive shits in the same toilet without flushing. This also occurs when onsecutive hot piles are dropped in any location other than a toilet, and it is most commonly found in an outhouse at a chili cook-off.

2. Also a nickname for a short stack of chocolate chip pancakes at IHOP.

The couple was disappointed that their poostack count lowered when they moved into an apartment with two bathrooms.

poostack by wordman55 August 26, 2012