The sounds coming from your room last night were quite Pornacious, my dear. Were you using that new vibrator that I bought you, or is something else going on?
You-omg bestie
Bestie-yes?
You-i have to go ok take .y bag to class please?
Bestie-yeah sure.
You-thanks. Bye guys.
*When your gone
Bestie-she's not my bestie okay? She just thinks that okay?
*Bestie leaves Friend 1- she is so perlacious !
Friend 2-i know right? Ugh.