Pootaco 

an act of sexual celebration when a woman receives oral stimulation while taking a shit. (see blumpkin for male equivalent)

"Hmm i really enjoyed pootaco last night when i had that bad case of diarhea. Hopefully none of the stink got in my pink"

Pootaco by COLLEGETEMPER January 8, 2009

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019

Poo Taco Maneuver 

The 'poo-taco manuveur', also known as 'the PTM' for short is a maneuver in which one lays a fresh self inficted faece into a flat bottom taco shell. after adding the toppings of your choice to the taco, you then proceed to launch this taco at the front windscreen of a law inforcement vehicle. The more moist your faece is or the more avocado and/or sour cream you mix in with the faece, the larger the blast radius the taco makes on contact resulting in angrier police officers.

BREAKING NEWS HEADLINES: "a police officer has been put into an enduced coma after a schoolie attempted the poo taco maneuver. Witnesses at the scene said that the cars window was down and the officer took a direct blow to the mouth from the poo taco. Cuntsable Fondle said that the large ratio of sour creme to faeces was a large contributing factor to the incident, almost tripling the blast radius of the faece taco on contact." Any schoolies that attempt this maneuver from now on will have a slug gun shoved up there arse and will be raped with a taco.

Poo Taco Maneuver by minister mcnuggets August 11, 2012

poopacoopa 

(verb) The act of vomiting incited by the foul odor of poop (must be full-fledge vomiting to be a true poopacoopa).

I walked into the porta potty and poopacoopad after smelling the poop that was laying on the toilet seat.

poopacoopa by Spenara Romaird December 9, 2008

pootscootboogie 

Having sex with someone in a stand-up position while both partners are flatulent. Ideally, Brooks & Dunn is playing in the background.

My wife and I were gassy after eating burritos, but that didn't stop us from doing the pootscootboogie during our lovemaking.

pootscootboogie by Cap'taint Crunch February 20, 2014

Mr. Pootato Head 

A sexual intercourse maneuver whereby the male places a set of oversized sunglasses on the female's upper buttocks when in the "doggy style" position, and then proceeds to insert his member into the female's anus. Thus giving the impression that the male is receiving a blow-job in which the female anus acts as a mouth when paired with the oversized sunglasses.

I achieved the Mr. Pootato head. It literally looked like her butthole was giving me oral pleasures.

Mr. Pootato Head by Dr. Benzer June 5, 2011

mashed pootatoes 

Mashed POO-ta-TOES

The act of shitting in the shower, then mashing the poo down the drain with one's toes to destroy the evidence.

Jill enters the shower and says: "Why does it smell like shit in here?!"

Jack: "Sorry, I couldn't hold it. I had to do the mashed pootatoes."

mashed pootatoes by o2bsoulman February 9, 2010