Discovered in the early 1800's by Ethipian
muff-divers off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape
Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the
bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.
Arnelda, realizing he was
quite famished, walked down to the corner
store to fetch himself a poonafish sandwich. He was
later diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.