Discovered
in the early 1800's by Ethipian muff-divers
off the coast of the Vaginal Islands, south of Cape Clitoris. The poonafish is a rather foul smelling fish related to the
bearded clam. It can only be found in tropical waters and may be infectious.
Arnelda, realizing he was quite famished, walked down to the
corner store to fetch himself a poonafish
sandwich. He was later
diagnosed with ghonnasyphilherpelaids.