Poopurbate 

The act of using feces as lubricant while masturbating, or to masturbate while on the toilet during a bowel movement.

I took my scat play to another level last night with and intense poopurbate session.

Poopurbate by SirHumpsalot July 30, 2024

popperbate

to goon out on poppers while in an intense jack off session

dude i got some good popperbate time in yesteday and shot a huge load.

popperbate by popperbator January 21, 2009

phonurbate 

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

phonurbate by jhv November 3, 2009

pooperbate 

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.

Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."

pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

poopsturbate

The act of manually achieving orgasm shortly after a successful bowel movement.

I always poopsturbate once a day, usually after my classes.

poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009

poopsturbate

Killing two birds with one stone

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope

poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011

posturbate 

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007