jhv's definitions

Facejack

Verb: To comment to a Facebook post, status message, or other item in a direction unrelated or contrary to the original poster's thoughts or purpose. (By extension from blogjack; see hijack.)

She Facejacked the comments on his profile pic into a critique of his serial dating habits.

"Sorry to Facejack your post, but I *hate* that phrase!"

by jhv August 12, 2009

zhay

Adjective, also spelled zhé; see gay: a disparaging term applied to unpleasant, unnecessary, or superfluous froppery. Unlike gay, zhé has no connotations of sexual preference: it de-couples the negative connotation from the sexual denotation.

Cooper Minis are zhé.

I don't like little umbrellas in drinks; I think they're zhay.

by jhv April 18, 2010

phonurbate

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

by jhv November 3, 2009

zhé

Adjective, also spelled zhay; see gay: a disparaging term applied to unpleasant, unnecessary, or superfluous froppery. Unlike gay, zhé has no connotations of sexual preference: it de-couples the negative connotation from the sexual denotation.

Cooper Minis are zhé.

I don't like little umbrellas in drinks; I think they're zhay.

by jhv April 18, 2010