phonurbate

V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.

Etymology: From phone + masturbate.

Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.

How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?

by jhv November 3, 2009

Phonurbator

someone who makes prank phone calls while masterbating

Randy is a total Phonurbator......I know it was him who called and was heaving panting into the phone......

by MeFirst81 August 10, 2010

Phonerbate

See Phonerbation, past tense of Phonerbation. Sex over the phone.

Did you Phonerbate yesterday?

by Peter J Cireus August 22, 2008

Phonerbation

Having Phone sex, maasturbation with assistance

Oh hey honey lets Phonerbation tonight

by Peter J Cireus June 25, 2008

Phonerbating

The act of excessively using your phone in any social situation.

The party was raging, but Adam wouldn't have known because he was too busy phonerbating.

by crankzone69 October 22, 2011

Pornurbate

To Masturbate over a Good Selection of HD internet porn

To Pornurbate masturbate - toss off wank choke the chicken over HD porn grott

by Pornurbate king October 21, 2012

Pooturbate

The act of pooping while masturbating!

I was having a bad day, so I went to the washroom to pooturbate.

by Pooturbate October 9, 2019