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pooperbate 

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

Poopterbate 

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"
Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

Powerbate 

The act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast orgasming action
"and so Wilitus Powerbate till the end of the world"
Powerbate by Wilitus March 3, 2005

pooperbate 

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.
pooperbate by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

Powerbate 

To masturbate quickly to get it over with quick
I have to powerbate in the bathroom so i'm not late to my next class

masturbate jakcking off jilling off
Powerbate by Yomama69-_0 May 13, 2013

posterbate 

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.
Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.
posterbate by lauracs June 13, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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