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popperbate

to goon out on poppers while in an intense jack off session
dude i got some good popperbate time in yesteday and shot a huge load.
popperbate by popperbator January 21, 2009
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pooperbate 

The act of simultaneously defecating while masturbating.
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010

Poopterbate 

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"
Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

Powerbate 

The act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast orgasming action
"and so Wilitus Powerbate till the end of the world"
Powerbate by Wilitus March 3, 2005

pooperbate 

While taking a shit, you look at porn on your ipod touch or iphone and jerk off
I went to pooperbate because i had to take a massive shit.
pooperbate by jamal 123 February 24, 2009

Powerbate 

To masturbate quickly to get it over with quick
I have to powerbate in the bathroom so i'm not late to my next class

masturbate jakcking off jilling off
Powerbate by Yomama69-_0 May 13, 2013

posterbate 

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.
Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.
posterbate by lauracs June 13, 2008
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