Pooturbate
Pooturbate by Pooturbate October 9, 2019
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phonurbate
V.: To use a cellphone excessively, especially for texting, MMS, or other functions besides talking.
Etymology: From phone + masturbate.
Etymology: From phone + masturbate.
Alice spent the whole movie phonurbating. I bet she didn't see a thing.
How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?
How does Bob expect to get an SO if he phonurbates his way through every date?
phonurbate by jhv November 3, 2009
Related Words
Pooturbate • posturbate • Poosturbate • Poopurbate • pooperbate • pasturbate • poopsturbate • poopturbation • footurbate • Peeturbate
pooperbate
Jordan: "Where's Matt?"
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
Andrew: "He went to pooperbate."
Jordan: "Impressive, I didn't know he was a good at multitasking."
pooperbate by JAMS2010 May 29, 2010
poosterbate
The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
Peeturbate
Refers to the improbable occurrence of sexual stimulation of a person's own genitals, usually to the point of orgasm while urinating.
"Hey Mike, can I use your bathroom? I have to peeturbate."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
"Ok, so I recently started masturbating. I go to the bathroom before & after I masturbate. When I first started masturbating, I got hard and then suddenly pee or something that looks like it comes out. I go to the bathroom to wash it off, and clean myself. I then try again, same thing happens. Odd thing is 3rd time I tried it I stayed hard for a while & got worried. I think it's called peeturbation."
Peeturbate by Poopolo69 October 2, 2011
poopsturbate
poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009
Ploxturbate
Noob Character:PLOX PLOX PLOX!!!! I Need free stuff!! PLOX!
Legato110:Hey! Please don't Ploxturbate in public...at least not here!
Washburn 5:I remember when I used to Ploxturbate...a long time ago...
Lnbo: What do you expect from him? I mean his name IS O0 0 O0o 00o!!!
Legato110:Hey! Please don't Ploxturbate in public...at least not here!
Washburn 5:I remember when I used to Ploxturbate...a long time ago...
Lnbo: What do you expect from him? I mean his name IS O0 0 O0o 00o!!!
Ploxturbate by legato110 October 5, 2007
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