poopsturbate
poopsturbate by Chuck Wagon January 5, 2009
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poopsturbate
Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
poopsturbate by papa moyer February 28, 2011
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poosterbate
The act of performing self inflicted sex while in the process of voiding your bowels. i.e. Masturbating while you poop.
poosterbate by Valma DooDoo January 9, 2014
poopsterbate
To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.
I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.
"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.
poopsterbate by ShawnB April 30, 2005
posturbate
posturbate by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007
poopsterbating
poopsterbating by Apolloss March 2, 2014
Poopterbate
When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.
Poopterbate by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008
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