by Chuck Wagon January 05, 2009

Gary: Holy shit, grandpa's funeral is in a half hour and I still need to jerk off and take a shit!
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
Paul: Poopsturbate! It's really your only hope
by papa moyer February 28, 2011

The act of grabbing a crock of shit and using it as lubricant while polishing the rusty handle (aka jacking off). Not for the faint hearted. Widely practiced in Germany.
by ein Kackspieler November 05, 2010

by orenbombs October 07, 2012

Last night I heard Mr. Winkles poopsturbating in the bathroom
Andy loves poopsturbating
Majority of guys have been poopsturbating
Andy loves poopsturbating
Majority of guys have been poopsturbating
by RandomPPL50534 January 29, 2014
