poopulate

The act of dropping a deuce so large that it fills the entire bowl.

Man, I just poopulated that toilet something fierce, really, it was so big I thought I might name it for future reference.

by Petrodono November 14, 2005

poopulate

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable

I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.

by upperleft June 1, 2018

Poopulate

Poo-pyoo-layt

1. (verb) To change from any form to the form of a dookie

1. Ryan, does corn poopulate?

by Zach Maron July 3, 2005

poopulate

1. To populate, with poop.

2. To populate a massive amount of objects in a sloppy fashion.

It doesn't seem like extra work
(except for fixing the breakables that have already been made) to only
poopulate a break sound on the last child of the heirarchy of an object
that is meant to shatter.

by Skeleturd May 13, 2005

Poopulate

To blow up a toilet with a massive amount of shit

If you’re going to poopulate the guest bathroom, please flush for heaven sake

by Joe Bucks January 28, 2023

Poopulate

to populate a database system with bad data

Past tense: poopulated

"Who poopulated the exchange codes in the database? They're all missing."

by Charlie R. Iver July 10, 2023

Smolka's Postulate

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.

Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).

by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009