poonanner

The female genitailia
syn. Puuty tangt

Stop being such a poonanner and kill that hooker!!!!

by Matt July 20, 2004

Poonanner

By A 7th Grade Boy in his Algebra Class

An insult, such as, meanie, meanie-pie, loser, and so forth.

"Give that back to me, you poonanner!!!!!"

"Alice is such a poonanner"

by Joan July 6, 2004

poonanner blues

Phrase used to define the sulky behavior of a male friend who is longing for the love of a woman, yet has no advancement in acheiving said goal.

After several failed dates and lack of female attention in general, it's fair to say, Mark is suffering from the poonanner blues.

by randomfind May 15, 2008

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

poonannie

A more ebonics equivalent for pussy.

I'd like to tap on that bitches poonannie!

by textfile232 December 28, 2005

poonaner

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

by Mary July 22, 2004