poonaner

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

by Mary July 23, 2004

poonaner

a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.

blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana.
Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.

by bread infection November 16, 2005

poonaner

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.

Candice, Scott is a poonaner.

by Ryan Reeves July 09, 2003

poonaner

What you call someone when you just don't give a fuck.

"john will you come play ninja master with me?"
"You Poonaner , who do you think you are?"

by ChrisFields March 26, 2008

poonan

Female vagina of a human...can also vary as poonanny, poon, or poontang

I licked her poonan!

by Your Mom's Box March 28, 2004

Poonaner

A gay male

Gary is a poonaner

by Yourmotherisawhore-ihopeyoukno July 22, 2018

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 18, 2013