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Poonaner Jones 

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.
1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.
Poonaner Jones by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

poonaner 

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!
poonaner by Mary July 22, 2004

Poontangrage 

When a bro has been snagging all the poon he can handle. Involves getting poontang on a daily basis.
Bro 1: Dude ive been on a major poontangrage lately
Bro 2: Oh really bro?
Poontangrage by Masterofpoon September 11, 2011

Poonaner 

Gary is a poonaner

poonaner 

a dirty bastard that won't stop talking shit, or just won't stop bragging about shit.
blowthetoad is a poonaner; a poop covered banana.
Stick a banana up your ass and shit it out.
poonaner by bread infection December 28, 2005

poonaner 

One who is even bigger then a pooner. Quite possible the biggest pussy alive.
Candice, Scott is a poonaner.
poonaner by Ryan Reeves July 9, 2003