poonander

Smelling disgusting or like dirty vagina. Also pertaining to the female genetalia.

1. (n) How come it smells like poonander in here?
2. (n) She had one nasty poonander.

by Savanna November 15, 2004

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

by PooterScoots November 8, 2018

Polander

The kind of haircut young Polish men have. Not quite a skinhead, not quite a crew cut. A Polander.

"What will it be, sir?"
"A Polander, please"

by LimmyDotCom April 1, 2009

poonaner

Variation on the term "poon tang"

Courtney Love's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonaner to everybody!

by Mary July 22, 2004

poonannner

Slang for vagina.

South Park Episod 501 - Scott Tenorman Must Die

Eric Cartman: "Courtney Love is in South Park! She's all drunk and spreading her legs and showing her poonannner to everybody you gotta go check it out!"

by brandon10092 October 15, 2006

poonanerag

A noun used to describe a nasty smell, most often one that smells as bad as or similar to a foul menstruating vagina; formed by combining the words poonany + rag= poonany on the rag.

Damn Shaquanda! Keep your legs closed! It smells like poonanerag up in here!

by Krystine <3 August 28, 2006