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poonmeister 

a growing phenomenom, poonmeisters are sprouting up all over the joint. what is a poonmeister? a true meister of poon. this guy lives poon and loves poon: his weekend involves going to parties, getting with the best poon there, and then fucking the hostess. he will have no problem with two timing or cheating on girlfriends.

targets for a poonmeister to achieve:
14 years old - get with 20 girls
15 years old - get with 30 girls
16 years old - get with 40 girls
and so on..

all girls must be above 6.5, no cheating.
you can only be a true poonmeister if you have achieved these targets: only then can you truelly be called a poonmeister, the meister of all poon.
'my name is Flash J, but my friends call me Poonmeister Flash J. now suck my cock.'
poonmeister by Yeti Legs June 1, 2009

Poonmeister Chang 

the poonmeister chang is an increasingly popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her innocent little face, then you pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.

Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
'CHANG MOTHAFUCKA!!'

'SUCK MY FLASH TANG POON STICK!! CHANG!!'

'poonmeister chang,

with the flash tang mash bang,

double D, flash J,

kabadabay, BOOM!'

Prookmeister 

That friend you have that is constantly farting
Friend: "Hey Brad, do you smell that awful stench? "

Brad: "Yeah dude, its those sauerkraut sandwiches I ate before"

Friend: "You're such a prookmeister!"
Prookmeister by Teeejaykay July 19, 2021

Pofmeister 

Pofmeister is a term used by narcissists, usually male, who believe themselves to have celebrity status on the plentyoffish dating website.
(Plenty of fish master).
"With a profile a gorgeous as mine, i'm a real pofmeister. I get more offers than i can handle from the plentyoffish website, even though most of them are either married with two kids or munters".
Pofmeister by holyjoe September 22, 2011

pornmeister 

Porn is short for pornography, meister is German for Master, thus creating Pornmaster refering to someone that can get ahold of any kind of pornagraphic material whether it be in VHS, DVD, JPEG, MP3, or magazine formats in under 5 minutes.
Man, you gotta check out my buddy's adult collection, he's ThePornmeister
pornmeister by G. Fizzy March 22, 2004

Poonmastervan 

A nickname to any male who successfully scares a female into changing her daily routine to avoid him. Or a male who uses friends to hang out with chicks and tells his friends he hangs out with a lot of females.
Dude, here comes Poonmastervan, I heard he hung out with mass chicks last night!
Poonmastervan by JPiscool May 1, 2009

PoonMaster 

A man who every women wants to get with, and will call just to hear his answering machine, a master of poon.
Whoa did you see who that was! That was poon-nedelak the poonmaster.
PoonMaster by Semiahmoo Secondary December 6, 2006
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