the poonmeister chang is an increasingly
popular sex position used mainly by playa's and absolute idiots, having started in the North of
England. It is the favoured position of poonmeisters although complete poon-noobs have also been known to attempt it. The
act must take place with one or more poon BUT it is best to have no connection to them - other than yor penis. This is to avoid awkwardness the mornging after. as you
cum, you shout 'CHANG!' in her
innocent little face, then you
pwn her some more. you can ask her how much of a poonmeister you are, and keep shouting 'CHANG!!!!' in her face til she gives you the right fuckin' answer.
Alternatively, you can sing the Poonmeister Chang Chant in her face:
'poonmeister chang,
with the flash tang mash bang,
double D, flash J,
kabadabay, BOOM!'
this sex position has been tried and tested, although most results have been unsuccesful. If you are feeling
drunk and stupid, or are videoing the sex, this is the perfect end to a good shag. For complete morons and playa's only.
