adj: To describe someone who falls asleep or falls into a comatose like state at an important event such as a party, due to their large consumption of alcohol.
past tense/noun: pooner
past tense/noun: pooner
Example 1:
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
Ashley: OMG! Look at Abby is passed on the couch, it looks like she's a zombie!
Greg: Yeah man that bitch is poonin out.
Example 2:
Mary: Where the hell did Mike go? He was supposed to be my partner in beer pong?!
Jake: Uh, Last time I saw him he was hugging the toilet, then he passed out and smashed his head off the bathtub...
Mary: what a fucking pooner!!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
Poonin is very wet, sloppy, down right wicked crazy four wheelin. The best place (some claim the only place) to do or experience poonin is in a little paradise widely known as BT. BT is located in western PA, just east of Pittsburgh. The proper way to engage in poonin is get mildly intoxicated, grab your best girl, your truck and hit the trails. You MUST not hold anything back, this part is extremely important to get full effect. You can go poonin any day of the week, any hour of the day, and even on holidays!
*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system
*not recommended to go poonin alone...use the buddy system
by Half Twisted December 10, 2010
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by CyaNite November 1, 2009
When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
by Scrappy SamCat October 16, 2011