poonard

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a word for someone annoying
the word origonates from the word poo
witch jsut happens to fit with the word nard and hey presto the greatist word of all time was formed

Emily is a poonard
God nick !!! your such a poonard
you ate my house you poonard

poonard by who the hell are you? September 13, 2005

Words you can keep

poonard

Word that emily the sex lord made up
which hannah stole
then i stole again
haha

your a fucking poonard
you poonard
i love poonards

poonard by Willy March 29, 2005

Related Words

poonard • poonardigan • PooNado • poontard • poonarnia • poolard • Poonarang • poonarchist • poonarchy • poonarmy

poonarchist

One who believes in poonarchy.
Someone who loves sexual intercourse with a vagina.

Rebelgirl1: Ted is such a poonarchist.

Rebelgirl2: I know, i'de love to have him fuck my tight poonani.

poonarchist by JimmyDick. November 28, 2007

poonardigan

one who acts as a poonard

Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.

poonardigan by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

poonarchy

A system of government where there is no government, just poontang. Similar to anarchy only there are rules that only involve vaginal intercourse.

poonarchy in the U.K. man!!!

poonarchy by Jimmydick. November 27, 2007

poonarn

Pussy, can be used as an insult

You poonarn

poonarn by ludkinky January 23, 2009

poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

poontard by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026